• Poodlism

    Poodlism

    The 19th century philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer, an influence on Nietzsche and a contemporary of Hegel, was known for his philosophical Pessimism. I should explain. To a student of Philosophy, pessimism does not mean negativity or expecting the worse; rather, it is an outlook that views the world as aimless and our existence as one of…

  • Please make it stop!

    Please make it stop!

    As a joke, I texted my friend and his wife a clip I saw on YouTube over the weekend.  The clip begins with a Tammy Faye Bakker-esque woman with her hand on the shoulder of a young boy who looks to be about eleven or twelve.  The boy is totally kitted-out in late 80s gear: …

  • The cruelty is the point

    The cruelty is the point

    In case you’ve forgotten, Donald Trump descended his golden elevator in Trump Tower to announce his first candidacy on June 16, 2015.  His announcement was a masterpiece of the meandering Trump nonsense we’ve come to know so well that included a joke comparing ISIS to inadequate air conditioning, and this assessment of Mexican immigrants: When…

  • There’s a Seinfeld for that

    There’s a Seinfeld for that

    Philosophy, my field of study as an undergraduate, has fallen on hard times of late, and I don’t understand why, given that it is the foundation of every academic discipline;  it is the ‘Ph’ in PhD (which stands for “doctor of philosophy”).  So your professor with a doctorate in Chemistry actually is a “doctor of…

  • On Enduring Pain

    On Enduring Pain

    I had a rough day yesterday. It was one of those days where all I could do was get from my bed to my recliner, and then just sit. Even feeding Gordon his doggie breakfast was a chore; it took about an hour of sitting still and staring off into space to recover from that.…

  • Sometimes I lie

    Sometimes I lie

    Last week, I was having a conversation with the esteemed director of my residence here at Stonewall Gardens Assisted Living in my apartment, me seated, her standing in my open doorway.  Under normal circumstances, I think the world of Brittany – she is intelligent, experienced, professional yes, but perhaps more importantly she is kind, compassionate,…

  • The fearsome Wolf of Gubbio

    The fearsome Wolf of Gubbio

    I have a complicated relationship with the holy man of Assisi, St. Francis.  I no longer profess to be a Catholic, but I was a member of the Catholic religious order Francis founded in the 13th century, the Franciscans, for five years, from the time I was 19 until I was 24.  Before that, I…

  • Who knew?

    Who knew?

    A little over a year ago, I was referred to a nephrologist.  If you don’t know what that is, you’re not alone – neither did I; when I first got the referral, I assumed a nephrologist was a historian that specialized in ancient Egypt, specifically on Nefertiti, queen of the 18th Dynasty of Ancient Egypt…

  • Leave the trumpet-blowing to the musicians

    Leave the trumpet-blowing to the musicians

    I am actually a very shy person.  If you find that easy to believe, good; I’ve done what I’m supposed to do.  I may be outwardly shy and non-confrontational but sometimes, inside, I well up with megalomaniacal self-belief.  In my head I act out little vignettes where I not only get my point across but…

  • An unexpected surprise

    An unexpected surprise

    Thinking about that title, aren’t all surprises “unexpected?”  Hmm, well let’s not get bogged down in semantics.  As an adult, I know that if I’m to pass along a food or beverage recommendation, it should be about a restaurant with a delicious grown-up entree (like the Corn Chowder Fettuccine at Grand Central at La Plaza…