Tag: Sports

  • Fancy Steak Dinners

    Fancy Steak Dinners

    This weekend is the Super Bowl, where teams of grown men in tight Lycra knickerbockers bump into each other on a lawn trying to get a “foot” ball with their hands to the edge of the opposing team’s side of the grass, which is known as the end zone and features a gigantic fork stuck…

  • The Jared McCain Paradox

    The Jared McCain Paradox

    I’m the last person to talk about sports in general and basketball in particular.  When I was 14 and a freshman in high school, my father “suggested” I try out for the basketball team.  So I did.  About 20 of us gathered after school on the outside court; my alma mater is built on the…

  • The Fall Classic

    The Fall Classic

    As today marks the first game of the 2024 World Series, I thought it a good time to share my time-tested and remarkably successful betting scheme.  But before I do, can we just acknowledge the arrogance of calling a sporting contest played exclusively by American teams a “world” series?  I am reliably informed that there…